jake lloyd

I am a los angeles stereotype.
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PAY ATTENTION! You never know when you’ll be sitting in a dentist office’s waiting room when BAM! An attacker!!!

I’m so excited about this. I just can’t even properly portray.

How do I know?

Its the 13th of the month and I’m still not payed up with rent. I seem to be endlessly busy yet I have no income to show for it. And I have officially started asking strangers on craigslist for personal loans.  So how do I know when I’ve officially made it?

yyyup.

yyyup.

I truly believe this will be the greatest thing to happen to television since the premiere of lost. Thank you AMC. Thank you Robert Kirkman. Thank you Frank Darabont. You are my favorite people. I have so much faith in this.

Proving once again… Asians are just better.

If only everyone removed thier bumpers we’d fit way more cars parked on this street. Good lookin’ out mexicans.

If only everyone removed thier bumpers we’d fit way more cars parked on this street. Good lookin’ out mexicans.

Jack in the Box now apparently has a self ordering touch screen kiosk.  Idiocracy, here we come!!!

Jack in the Box now apparently has a self ordering touch screen kiosk. Idiocracy, here we come!!!

My dog isn’t thrilled about moving. This is his “pathetic” face. It differs only very slighty from his normal face.

My dog isn’t thrilled about moving. This is his “pathetic” face. It differs only very slighty from his normal face.

There’s a friggen CIRCUS in my banks parking lot. Why do YOU lov LA?

There’s a friggen CIRCUS in my banks parking lot. Why do YOU lov LA?

A gem captured by my cousin PJ at Busch Gardens, Tampa.

A gem captured by my cousin PJ at Busch Gardens, Tampa.

Just amazing.